How to Be a Shark
Get born with a full set of
self-replicating razor-sharp teeth
Swim in the oceans for 400 million years,
175 million years before the dinosaurs,
(but who’s counting)
Devour fish, or squid, or seals
And don’t worry
if you break a tooth
on a bone
Because you’ll grow 30,000
new ones in a lifetime
Lift up your nose and smell
prey two miles away,
Roll back your eagle eyes
take a bite
But don’t eat humans
yuck,
They taste bad,
even with ketchup.
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